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My name is Colbe Barrett. That’s what this meat suit avatar that I incarnated into was named anyway. I’m an astrologer, musician, and... multi-dimensional space wizard. Most of my life was spent wondering why reality on Earth felt so wrong and I practically walked myself through the depths of Hell trying to escape it. After starting a deep healing process in 2012, astrology found it’s way to me. After discovering who I am and why I felt that way, it became a tool to help others do the same. I also came to understand that I have an intuitive power to help people heal and clear blockages in their lives. I’ve found this to be a passion of mine and accepted my soul’s mission to help others who feel the same as me to create a new reality on Earth that collectively aligns with our soul’s desires.

- Colbe Barrett

    Sloth Soul Astrology LLC



My consultations are uniquely blended to meet each individual’s needs. Mostly astrology based using natal, solar/lunar returns or transits; along with a splash of tarot when it’s called for. I do what I can to stay the most objective in helping clients with whatever they currently need. Energy healing will occur whether I’m doing wacky reiki hand jesters or not.


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If you have any questions, I might be slow getting back to you but you can shoot me an e-mail at or contact me on Facebook or Instagram.